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Where did the cow go on holiday? Moo York.   - Taylor, Year 3

 

What wobbles in the sky? A jellycopter - Lily, Year 2

 

Why did the elephant have two heads? Because he wanted to be Jumbo - Mary, Year 2

 

What do you call a hippo that can't go to the potty very well? A hippopottymiss - Olivia, Year 4

 

What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork - Olivia, Year 4

 

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Donut." "Donut who?" "Donut go in there. LOL!" - Jack, Year 3

 

What do you get when you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker. - Maddy, Year 2

 

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You." "You who?" "You hoo!!!" - Liam, Year 4

 

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome." - Sam, Year 4

 

What's a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. - Laela, Year 4

 

What's a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer. - Sam, Year 4

 

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Hutch." "Hutch who?" "Bless you." - Lucas, Year 4

 

Why did the computer cross the road? Because it was controlled by the chicken. - Eden, Year 3

 

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee? Tony - Jamie, Year 4

 

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A whooly jumper - Jamie, Year 4

 

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Luke." "Luke who?" "Luke out the window!" - Harry, Year 4

 

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupt --"  "MOO!" - Lucas, Year 4

 

What do you get when you cross a ninja and a pig? A karate chop. - Jaime, Year 4